my all time favorite tumblr post
when the teacher makes you change seats and your friend sits behind you
I’m really glad you have your priorities sorted out, Alice
“boys will be bo-“
*punches you in the face*
bOYS WILL BE HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR THEIR ACTIONS LIKE EVERYONE ELSE
we will not.
you will do so or i’ll shove responsibility so far up your ass you’ll taste tax bills for weeks
my mom and I were walking our dogs and some guy whistled and yelled “hey sexy!” so I turned to my dog and said “did you hear that Riley? he thinks you’re sexy!” and my mom laughed so hard we had to stop walking
The Goofy Catching Fire Cast ft. Jennifer Lawrence, Liam Hemsworth, Josh Hutcherson, Jena Malone & Sam Claflin
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so i was self-checking out at the grocery store and this comely stranger and I had been flirting a bit, and after they had finished checking out they went
" I DON’T HAVE FLOWERS TO GIVE YOU BUT I WISH I DID BUT HERE HAVE THIS."
AND THEY JUST GAVE ME A HEAD OF BROCCOLLI.
Guess who’s got a daaaaate
omfg pleaseeeeeee give me a cute situation like this
Jess, 14, Wales. Multi-fandom blog.|
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